For last few days the gods own country was facing the greatest ever battle in its history, bigger than the battle of Kulachal. People have been eagerly awaiting for its results. For them, its a matter of life and death. Millions of words have been written about it around the world on different news papers, blogs, busses, cars, cycles, what else and what not. People have been talking only about this in the past few days. Thank god it finally came to abrupt halt.
Those who are not aware of it, please refer Wikipedia or any other Encyclopedia. Any way I'll give some details. It's between, Mr. Thilak on a Donkey's back on one side Vs a Mother, two of its super star sons leading from the front and numerous other sons and daughters with or without a star on the other side. Poor Donkey, it was wandering in the field when Mr. Thilak and the Mother had a fight. It unknowingly reached Mr. Thilak side when the battle was imminent. Before that it's imperative for you to know Mr. Thilak was also a son of the Mother. Mr. Thilak didn't missed the opportunity and climbed on the back of the Donkey to be began the battle. Weapons started to fire. More fiercer than the battle of Kurukshetra or the battle of Troy. And all other asses known more commonly as the laymen from Gods own country watched it with missed heart beats.
The cause of the fight is unknown, but it's rumoured that Mr. Thilak had difference of opinion with one of the super star. And the super star asked the Mother to outcast Mr. Thilak and asked every employers not to give any work for Mr. Thilak. Mr. Thilak complained about this to the Mother, but she favored the wealthy son and turned down Mr. Thilak's complaints. And asked all her other sons and daughters, not to work with Mr. Thilak. I heard this caused Mr. Thilak to declare war on the Mother and her other wards. Poor Donkey, it also became a part of the war with its stupidity.
As the final whistle for the day blew, Mr. Thilak is trailing behind by some 500 runs and he have to score more than 300 runs to avoid follow on and a innings defeat. And the Donkey got retired hurt. When he was fighting alone, Mr. Thilak has been suspended from play for an unknown time period. Poor asses called spectators, most of them haven't got a clue about what they witnessed. They don't know what to watch anymore. Some of them has already left the ground, cursing the Mother's decision to suspend Mr. Thilak for adopting unfair practices and the suspension of the battle citing technical reasons. But many are still not leaving their seats. ചിലപ്പോ അവിടെ ഭിരിയാണി കൊടുക്കുന്നുണ്ടെങ്കിലോ!!
